I think i found your boat! i don't know exactly where it is but im sure i could help you locate it.
This is how it all happend.
I was crusing down the road last duck season with my ole dog Pace and we were going to our favorite blue bill hole to smoke some butter balls for a pot of gumbo
Bout a Mile or two before our normal stop at the convient store for some snicker bars, coffe, and a big ole dump. out of no where the Road falls out from under my truck and the next thing you know my trucks stuck in the ditch with two flat front tires and busted grill and radiator. I get out and the first thing i find is one of these on the ground beside my truck.
At first i thought i ran over a stripper and a HUGE vibrator came flying out. then i noticed something that was camo. you will never believe what it was.......
I later found the boat stuck between the wheel wells of my pick up with at least 25 different waterfowl decals stuck to the side of this pittiful looking wanna be duck boat. The coolest one was in huge white letters........ "HARDCORE WATERFOWLER" from that moment on i knew i was in the presence of the infamous TOP WATER, I swiped the decoys, the shells and what was left of the blind bags, called Leroy to come pick me up in his elcamino, and we went and shot a limit of ducks, while the wrecker took my truck to the shop to get it fixed
Morale of the story,
Invest in some of these,
and quite duck hunting if you can't take better care of your dads stuff.
