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After a fantastic National Championship Game in which Clemson defeated the University of Alabama, Auburn fans rolled their beloved trees with toilet paper. For those not familiar with toilet paper, its what many use to wipe their anal area after pooping. While only a small percentage of people (most in west Georgia) feel that rolling ones own trees with afformentioned toilet paper is considered to be one of the SEC's most storied traditions, the folks at Auburn have now sunk to an all time low. The "normal" protocol for this "tradition" is after an actual Auburn win (which seems few and far between the past 3 or so years), but the cult-like, rubes have sunk to a new low: rolling their trees when their "rival" loses. How obsessed can one school be? Or maybe it was celebrating two teams who both whipped Aubruns arses in the regular season, playing each other in a meaningful game.

Even when the greatest college football program of all time (and the greatest dynasty) loses a game, Bama still wins again. All up in that head...

We still rollin baby...

is this what this site has become

Who cares what a buncha Forest Gumps think about each other?

Other day I was in Auburn, next day in Tuscaloosa. Both smelled the same assa fart squeakin by a terd consisting of Old Milwaukee and Golden Corral buffets.

Plus everyone was fat. Bigly.

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