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BMFP = uh oh

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Re: BMFP = uh oh

Postby Smoke68 » Thu Apr 05, 2012 3:54 pm

And she's hot. That's not gonna help any. Ruh Roh :o

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Postby Deltamud77 » Thu Apr 05, 2012 7:01 pm

Looks like the university tried to cover this up or Petrino lied to the university. Remember their press release said he was the only person involved.

On a side note, the 25 year old is engaged and had a bridle registry on line that was open to post in...the posts were outlandishly funny. People would post quotes as Houston nutt, bill Clinton, etc.
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Re: BMFP = uh oh

Postby bdogtippo » Thu Apr 05, 2012 8:26 pm

Here are the bridal registry posts, getting pretty rough over in NW AR



Would you like to see my lap...top?
from: c-- n-----
4/5/2012 6:00:20 PM


This is Saban's fault.
from: AJC
4/5/2012 5:57:02 PM

Welcome to our wedding website! We are looking forward to spending this special day with everyone we love and care about! We hope this website will guide you through all of the details as we lead up to the big day. We are excited about our journey through life together and cannot wait to 'tie the knot'! ~Jess & Bobby
from: Jessica D.
4/5/2012 5:56:30 PM

Ahh f--k it
from: Lee Corso
4/5/2012 5:56:06 PM

You people are awful! Have some respect for their relationship, their humanity, and the sanctity of the employer-employee relationship. What Bobby and Jess do in the privacy of his "@#$%#" is their business.
from: Cindy Dorrell
4/5/2012 5:56:03 PM

You need Bobby taken out? Smile at me girl.
from: Sean Payton
4/5/2012 5:55:32 PM

Damnit!
from: Houston Nutt
4/5/2012 5:54:11 PM

What did Petrino's socks look like?
from: RGIII
4/5/2012 5:53:44 PM

Bush league.
from: Tiger Woods
4/5/2012 5:53:03 PM

Tomorrow on the Finebaum show, I might just release the name of the 3rd party florist for Jessica & Josh's wedding. Then again, I might not.
from: Danny Sheridan
4/5/2012 5:52:26 PM

I was diggin them guts out son. Glued her eye shut.

P.S. She swallows
from: Bobby Petrino
4/5/2012 5:52:26 PM

I like your thighs. You thick.
from: Corliss Williamson
4/5/2012 5:52:14 PM

Josh, I really sympathize with what your going through. Would you like to eat my a--hole?
from: Hillary Clinton
4/5/2012 5:52:12 PM

WHORE
from: Becky Petrino
4/5/2012 5:51:52 PM

Give him head and the body will die
from: Gregg Williams
4/5/2012 5:51:11 PM

Bobby, make sure you get all her clothes/dresses...and remember, you were just giving her a ride to a charity event for legless children.
from: Bill Clinton
4/5/2012 5:50:53 PM

Hey Josh- No problem on the tux returns. FYI, even our rental tuxes are less worn than your fiance.
from: Men's Wearhouse
4/5/2012 5:50:52 PM

Hi Jessica, have you heard of 40 minutes of hell
from: Mike Anderson
4/5/2012 5:49:50 PM

Stay away from Gus, Jessica!
from: Kristi Malzahn
4/5/2012 5:49:42 PM

I knew I should have taken that Arkansas job!
from: Tommy Tuberville
4/5/2012 5:48:21 PM

ALL IN!
from: Gene Chizik
4/5/2012 5:47:19 PM

I'm sure Petrino pulled out many of times before the job was done
from: Arthur Blank
4/5/2012 5:45:19 PM

When I said you should eat a lot of little debbie's, this is NOT what I meant! Calm the f--k down!!!
from: Nick Saban
4/5/2012 5:44:17 PM

It's ok, Bobby's wife has cancer.
from: John Edwards
4/5/2012 5:44:08 PM

im sure this is one big misunderstanding
from: jerry sandusky
4/5/2012 5:43:10 PM

Craig James killed five hookers at SMU
from: Allegedly
4/5/2012 5:42:46 PM

Bobby, did she get a taste of the grass?
from: Les Miles
4/5/2012 5:42:02 PM

fduksl jkldfsas kljfsfdodasin dkfasdfljdfdddfhh djfkdfljs!!
from: Morris Claiborne
4/5/2012 5:41:51 PM

Bobby, If you need help with your "problem" give me a call. I specialize in white bitchez.
from: O.J. Simpson
4/5/2012 5:39:54 PM

At least your month is going better than mine.
from: Whitney Houston
4/5/2012 5:29:26 PM

Any openings this year?
from: Sean Peyton
4/5/2012 5:28:53 PM

I just don't have the heart to read any more of these comments.
from: Mark Dantonio
4/5/2012 5:28:27 PM

d--n it Bobby!!
from: Hank Hill
4/5/2012 5:27:51 PM

I don't mean to be rude, but Rick Pitino had the best affair of ALL TIME!
from: Kanye West
4/5/2012 5:24:30 PM

We're here for the gang bang.
from: LSU Team
4/5/2012 5:22:39 PM

Josh... you are NOT the father.
from: Maury Povich
4/5/2012 5:22:25 PM

Does your dad know about this?
from: c-- n-----
4/5/2012 5:09:28 PM

Dat "@#$%#" screwed me too!! LMFAO!!!!
from: DeAngelo Hall
4/5/2012 5:08:35 PM

Im still excited
from: Tim Tebow
4/5/2012 5:05:52 PM

Now that's how you run the wild hog!
from: Darren McFadden
4/5/2012 5:02:48 PM

It's an ongoing investigation.
from: c-- n-----
4/5/2012 5:01:38 PM

Hey, Jessica...
I wanna kiss you.
from: Joe Namath
4/5/2012 5:01:24 PM

I have a white towel if you need one!
from: Trooper Taylor
4/5/2012 4:58:48 PM

I hope your feet are still okay Jessica!
from: Rex Ryan
4/5/2012 4:58:32 PM

Did you get that pic I sent? Text me back!!
from: Brett Favre
4/5/2012 4:57:34 PM

Could be worse.
from: Jerry Sandusky
4/5/2012 4:57:11 PM

I bet the REC from turdistan and little ole Nicky Satan at SPUAT is behind all of this!!!1!1! d--n Updykes!
from: Dan Morris
4/5/2012 4:56:12 PM

Trust me cheating on your wife will turn out bad......
from: Steve McNair
4/5/2012 4:54:05 PM

Jess, I can make you famous. Call me.
from: Kim Kardashian
4/5/2012 4:45:23 PM

I'll be there!!!
from: Bobby Petrino

-----------------------------
just before the s--t hit the fan
------------------------------

4/5/2012 3:58:07 PM
Congratulations Josh & Jess! We are so excited for you to begin your life together as a married couple. Your website is awesome!! Thanks for sharing this special time with us. We wish you all the best life has to bring.

from: Steve & Debbie Scoggin
3/5/2012 8:17:46 AM

Loved your website! Congratulations and happy planning!! Wishing you guys all the best!
from: Laura Clymore
10/16/2011 8:03:17 PM

Hi Jessica and Josh. I didn't know about this website and just saw it. How neat ! Congrats and we cannot wait to be there and share in your special day and happy moments. Aunt Nanny & John
from: Jean Ann & John Troup
10/16/2011 6:06:55 PM

Love me some Joshicca! Great couple and great people!
from: Todd
10/16/2011 5:31:09 PM

Jessica and Josh, thank you for sharing your happiness. I can't wait for the big day when our family grows bigger. Love Gran
from: Jean Dorrell
9/19/2011 9:57:29 AM

This is great! I'm happy for you both!
Love Love Love Michelle
from: Michelle Mullenix
7/7/2011 4:44:00 PM

Thanks for sharing the pics and plans !! We are so excited and can't wait. Love Daddy & Pam
from: James & Pam Dorrell
6/24/2011 2:54:40 PM

Thanks for sharing your journey with us. We already have it saved to our favorites. Great pics! We are so happy Josh is joining the family. Love to you both. Love, Mom
from: Polly & Randy Johnson
6/20/2011 9:20:57 PM
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Re: BMFP = uh oh

Postby fieldt76 » Thu Apr 05, 2012 8:47 pm

^^^simply brilliant...
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Re: BMFP = uh oh

Postby webbmaster » Thu Apr 05, 2012 9:17 pm

He wrote another letter. What a coward.
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Re: BMFP = uh oh

Postby Smoke68 » Thu Apr 05, 2012 10:10 pm

He's done. She was hired on the same day the job posting came out at the end of March. He was keeping her around on the university's dime, and I wonder why? If he stays, AD will have zero credibility.

Ever since this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqrmGM0yOm0
and this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcOSzaSkwVA

I've had no respect for that guy. And while I know that no one is completely immune to infidelity, this does not surprise me one bit. Where's Bigdumbo when you need him?
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Postby webbmaster » Thu Apr 05, 2012 10:12 pm

Treehouse. Crying.
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Postby Rice » Fri Apr 06, 2012 12:02 am

Is there a link to those wedding post?
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"Well we don't rent pigs and I figure it's better to say it right out front because a man that does like to rent pigs is... he's hard to stop" -Augustus McRae
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Postby webbmaster » Fri Apr 06, 2012 5:14 am

Poor Bobby. He would still be bagging that chick if he could drive a motorcycle.
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Postby Drakeshead » Fri Apr 06, 2012 8:18 am

Will Arkansas fans back a sinning winner, or roast Bobby Petrino like they did Houston Nutt?

By Pat Forde, Yahoo! Sports
7 hours, 40 minutes ago


With the help of a crashed Harley-Davidson, we have arrived at a moment of truth for Arkansas football fans.

Will the Pig People treat one power-abusing coach the same way they treated another one five years ago? Will they mount another vigilante campaign to obtain his phone records to see how many times he called a woman who was not his wife? Will they not stop until the man is ready to flee his job leading the Razorbacks?

In other words, will Bobby Petrino in 2012 be a slow-roasted Hog the same way Houston Nutt was in 2007?

One would think so. But one must also consider this: Petrino is 21-5 in the past two seasons, authored the first 11-win campaign at the school since 1977 and has a team that should be ranked in the preseason top 10 – maybe top five. Nutt was 14-11 in the two seasons before the Arkansas faithful went after him like Billy Ray Smith chasing a quarterback.



Will Petrino’s winning record and program momentum be enough to earn him preferential treatment from the public? Or has the disingenuous drifter finally fibbed his way into a mess he can’t get out of?

Petrino capped a very bad week with an admission late Thursday night to an “inappropriate relationship” with a woman he hired to his staff way back on March 28. The woman, Jessica Dorrell, was with Petrino when he wrecked his Harley on Sunday – a fact the coach avoided acknowledging during a news conference Tuesday to discuss the accident.

More important, Petrino did not acknowledge that fact to his boss, athletic director Jeff Long, until 3:12 p.m. CDT Thursday, Long said.

Petrino likely never would have acknowledged it unless it hadn’t been in the police report, which was released Thursday. Which makes this yet another time Petrino lied until he ran out of real estate. Fans at Louisville know that Bobby well.

[ Related: Check out Petrino photos ]

Petrino’s marital failings are nobody’s business. That’s between him and his family. Let them sort it out in private.

But Petrino’s professional failings are between him and the entire state that follows the Razorbacks with monomaniacal fervor, paying his $3.6 million salary in the process. It is a professional failure to put your mistress on the payroll. It is a professional failure to mislead your bosses and make them look foolish by feeding them a dishonest line, then having them parrot it in public.

That’s where the skidding rubber meets the road in this fiasco.

In the process of sorting this out, Long placed Petrino on paid administrative leave. In the meantime, we’ll see how Hogs fans react.

When Nutt was locked in a battle of egos with the mother of star quarterback recruit Mitch Mustain in 2006, fans ripped him for allegedly orchestrating personal attacks on the quarterback from one of his friends. One particularly industrious (or obsessed) fan accessed Nutt’s cell-phone records through an open-records request and found that he had a number of calls to a female TV reporter in Fort Smith, Ark. That was publicized in an effort to smear Nutt, who denied any improper relationship with the woman.

For most fans, the real problem was that Nutt didn’t win enough with a trio of NFL running backs (Darren McFadden, Felix Jones and Peyton Hillis), a five-star offensive coordinator (Gus Malzahn) and a golden-boy, local-hero QB (Mustain). But they used the rest of the stuff to help leverage Nutt out of his job and off to Mississippi after the 2007 season.

[ Related: Petrino placed on leave in aftermath of crash ]

I wonder whether Petrino will be subjected to the same attack mentality. Arkansas fans have been so dazzled by Petrino’s success that you probably will hear a lot of people defending him. Winning can excuse a lot of personal flaws.

In fact, the promise of winning big is what spurred Arkansas to land Petrino in the first place, despite a litany of low-life dealings with his employers during his head-coaching career. On the night he was hired in December 2007, I wrote a less-than-glowing – OK, hateful – column for ESPN.com detailing exactly who the Hogs had embraced as their program savior.



To recite the highlights:

In November 2003, during Petrino’s first season as a coach at Louisville, he engaged in a brazen double-cross with Auburn. Petrino met across the Ohio River from Louisville, in southern Indiana, with a number of Auburn officials to discuss the Tigers’ coaching job. Problem was, neither the Tigers nor the Cardinals had finished their seasons. This was two days before Auburn would beat Alabama in the Iron Bowl.

Petrino undercut his former boss, Tommy Tuberville, under whom he was offensive coordinator at Auburn. He also undercut his boss at the time, Louisville athletic director Tom Jurich, who gave him his first head-coaching job.

Petrino lied about having any contact with Auburn officials until two reporters for The (Louisville) Courier-Journal confronted him with documentation of the private plane that brought the university president and athletic director to Sellersburg, Ind. I was one of the two reporters. Petrino still resisted telling the truth until Auburn issued a statement owning up to the whole affair.

The next season, Petrino showed how chastened he was by that PR disaster by quietly interviewing at the same Sellersburg airport with Notre Dame officials. He also had discussions with Florida and Mississippi about their jobs.

Then, on Dec. 7, 2004, he pledged his loyalty to Louisville through a flowery statement. Two weeks later, he signed a contract extension to stay with the Cardinals. Five days after that, he surreptitiously interviewed with LSU. And another week after that, when it was apparent LSU was going to hire Les Miles, Petrino publicly pulled out of consideration for the job.

In 2005, a guy who told everyone he had no interest in coaching the pros interviewed with the Oakland Raiders. He ultimately turned down the job and expelled a bunch of hot air about his commitment to Louisville.

In July 2006, Petrino signed a 10-year contract worth up to $25 million – a major outlay for a school such as Louisville. Upon signing it, Petrino again vowed that Louisville was where he wanted to coach and raise his family. He made a point of insisting that a $1 million buyout provision be put into the contract.

“We did want to make a statement,” he said. “… I wanted to make sure everyone understood – I know I’ve said it – that this is where I want to be, where my family wants to be. But I want everyone to really believe it.”

How believable was it? Five months later, he was the new coach of the Atlanta Falcons.

That lasted all of 13 games, before Petrino quit during the season and without telling his players. Well-respected Falcons owner Arthur Blank let it be known how little he thought of Petrino.

Next stop, Arkansas, where everything was going so well until that Sunday motorcycle ride. Suddenly, it’s a moment of truth for the Razorbacks’ fan base.
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Re: BMFP = uh oh

Postby bigwater » Fri Apr 06, 2012 8:37 am

Didn't we use to have an Arkie fan on the sports forum..

I'd love to hear his thoughts on this but I don't think he ever recovered from the pics of his treehouse
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