why are we stopping here?

[JDgator]

.On the road home with the womenfolk... we pass through the only town on the way. I ask if they want me to stop anywhere for them. They pass on the only decent places on the way. Of course, ten minutes down the road its red-alert-gotta-go-bad! Now there is nothing for miles. I stop at the first open gas station; its literally in the middle of nowhere. I get a simultaneous "why are we stopping here" from everyone. My wife looks at me and says "why do you always stop at the worst place?" Married men - do you feel me?

[coonman]

I feel your pain. We are about to hit the road and I am dreading it!!

[edub20]

How would this go over?

[DEERHUNT]

You ever get the "hurry up I gotta go,,,, slow down you're going 80"

[jacksbuddy]

You mean that you are actually TRYING to understand women?!?!?!?!? That's impossible.

Don't you know that is why God invented bourbon?

And for the record, I kind of like it when my wife gives me that "What-In-The-World-Has-My-Husband-Done-This-Time" look. Sort of like a deer caught in the headlights. Her eyes get kinda glazed over too.

[Seymore]

Yep, been there, done that. I'll never forget the time my wife asked my father to pull over, she had to go. Only problem was we were at 8,000 feet in a Beechcraft Bonanza 36. He just looked at her like she had lost her mind and handed her the pee bottle.

[MrGoodtime]

Glad my wife aint bashfull, she'll squat bout anywhere i can get pulled over and stop. Gota love a true country girl.

[Steam]

I have a buddy that carries diapers with him on every trip. He swears you will be amazed at how much a diaper will actually hold!!!

[dawg-n-duck]

[mudsucker]

As you young bucks get older(40+ on) remember what 'Ol Mudsucker has to tell ya:
Remember two things.
Never pass up the chance at a urinal and......














































.....NEVER trust a fart!

[cwink]

Happens every trip to me.

[aweyerman]