Public service announcement ..................
Public service announcement ..................
Some of y'all know that I was faced with a decision about 18 months ago . I could either relocate to our corporate office in bama or put on my walking shoes . Welp even a skinny brotha gotta eat so I picked up and moved . It's been the worst 18 months of my life . I was recently offered a job back over in my part of the world , and I've made the decision to take it .
Now a bit about alabama .......PISS ON ALABAMA !!!!!!!!! The chithole known as florence, al is proof that lynard skynard was high as a giraffe's nutts !!!!!! Sweet home my country booty .
With the exception of the twins from UNA , I ain't found a damn thing I like about this town .
I came , I saw , oh yes I saw !!!!!! I saw red freakin dirt , and rocks , and pine trees , and mountains and , well piss on all that , oh yea , cotton , piss on cotton too . If it wasn't for the small mouth bass fishin ( and the twins from una ) this whole damn paper mill smellin area would be better off if wilson dam let go !!!!!!! Hell I know why all the albanians come over in the winter time . It's not to duck hunt , it's just to get outta that chit hole of a state they live in !!!!!
So , as of friday afternoon I will put this piss hole in my mirror for the LAST time . If any of you albanians see a skinny sumbich with a trailer loaded down looking like the clampeds coming down outta them damn mountains friday grinnin like he's chittin hisself , then throw me up a big ole fork you , I may not return the gesture but rest assured I'm thinkin it !!!!!!!
I'll be off the interwebs for a while cause mr gore ain't made it out to my new crib yet , but I hope to catch up to all my missippi homies soon
So lock up your wives , daughters , hairless phillipino boys , goats etc, etc ....cause here I come, and I ain't chittin
Sprig , turnin another page
Now a bit about alabama .......PISS ON ALABAMA !!!!!!!!! The chithole known as florence, al is proof that lynard skynard was high as a giraffe's nutts !!!!!! Sweet home my country booty .
With the exception of the twins from UNA , I ain't found a damn thing I like about this town .
I came , I saw , oh yes I saw !!!!!! I saw red freakin dirt , and rocks , and pine trees , and mountains and , well piss on all that , oh yea , cotton , piss on cotton too . If it wasn't for the small mouth bass fishin ( and the twins from una ) this whole damn paper mill smellin area would be better off if wilson dam let go !!!!!!! Hell I know why all the albanians come over in the winter time . It's not to duck hunt , it's just to get outta that chit hole of a state they live in !!!!!
So , as of friday afternoon I will put this piss hole in my mirror for the LAST time . If any of you albanians see a skinny sumbich with a trailer loaded down looking like the clampeds coming down outta them damn mountains friday grinnin like he's chittin hisself , then throw me up a big ole fork you , I may not return the gesture but rest assured I'm thinkin it !!!!!!!
I'll be off the interwebs for a while cause mr gore ain't made it out to my new crib yet , but I hope to catch up to all my missippi homies soon
So lock up your wives , daughters , hairless phillipino boys , goats etc, etc ....cause here I come, and I ain't chittin
Sprig , turnin another page
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COME ON SON!!!
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"Most Chesapeakes, unless in agreement that it is his idea, will continually question the validity of what he is being asked to do" - Butch Goodwin
"Most Chesapeakes, unless in agreement that it is his idea, will continually question the validity of what he is being asked to do" - Butch Goodwin
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ya coulda left a freggin week earlier and been with us in grenada? Geez. Anyway, glad to have yur degenerate booty coming back home. travis
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You don't know how it pained me to miss it brotha , but I was tryin to get all my bidness together .
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welp, let me be the first to call it for da fall.... BIG SPOON! travis
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Wyatt Earp: I just want you to know it's over between us.
Curly Bill: Well... bye.
Johnny Ringo: Smell that, Bill? Smells like someone died.
Well..........Bye Sprig.
Curly Bill: Well... bye.
Johnny Ringo: Smell that, Bill? Smells like someone died.
Well..........Bye Sprig.
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does this exclude the coast?? Orange Beach ECT.... cause I agree if so
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Ha Ha Glad you get to go home man...
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I want to hear more about the twins......
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Quagmire... roll da window up yur letting all da stank out! travis
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Lived in north bama myself one time and didnt care fer it none........my wife's mother is from south bama so pretty much every time my daughter does something wrong, I blame her distant bama heritage for it.......any way, glad your coming home.
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Glad to hear it brotha. See ya next week...
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ohh yea,, how bout dem twins?
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oh yea,, how bout dem twins?
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