Three Questions for a Redneck Engineer
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Three Questions for a Redneck Engineer
Three Questions for a Redneck Engineer
Question # 1??:
How much does a house weigh?
Question # 2??:
How much weight can a rural two-lane
bridge hold???
And
Question # 3??:
WOULD THIS BE COVERED BY
HOME INSURANCE,
CAR INSURANCE,
OR, DOES
IT COME UNDER ROADSIDE
ASSISTANCE ???
Y' ALL HAVE A GREAT DAY NOW, YA' HEAR!!!
Question # 1??:
How much does a house weigh?
Question # 2??:
How much weight can a rural two-lane
bridge hold???
And
Question # 3??:
WOULD THIS BE COVERED BY
HOME INSURANCE,
CAR INSURANCE,
OR, DOES
IT COME UNDER ROADSIDE
ASSISTANCE ???
Y' ALL HAVE A GREAT DAY NOW, YA' HEAR!!!
Semper Fi
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Re: Three Questions for a Redneck Engineer
Too bad they didn't get the back door a little more centered to the creek, that would have been jig pole city out the back door.
I think he was missing a few axles under that rig.
JD
I think he was missing a few axles under that rig.
JD
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Re: Three Questions for a Redneck Engineer
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Re: Three Questions for a Redneck Engineer
Question # 1??:
How much does a house weigh?
All weigh different amounts! Depends on the house..................... but in this case it probably weighs more than can be handled by a 8 ton capacity bridge support............................... just sayin
How much does a house weigh?
All weigh different amounts! Depends on the house..................... but in this case it probably weighs more than can be handled by a 8 ton capacity bridge support............................... just sayin
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Re: Three Questions for a Redneck Engineer
4th question: do we have enough beer?
Re: Three Questions for a Redneck Engineer
It will have a beautiful view from the bay window.
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Re: Three Questions for a Redneck Engineer
looks like a great place for a house! what a view
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Re: Three Questions for a Redneck Engineer
House for sale!!!, great water view, waterfront access, paved driveway, needs front and rear porch added
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Re: Three Questions for a Redneck Engineer
Might be hard to get flood insurance on that one.
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Re: Three Questions for a Redneck Engineer
No Mr Buyer, you misunderstood me. I said vaulted basement!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Three Questions for a Redneck Engineer
front door swimmig hole
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Re: Three Questions for a Redneck Engineer
brangin' back the covered bridges!
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Re: Three Questions for a Redneck Engineer
just clear it out and cut out the ends and ......oila! Covered Bridge!
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