Dearest One Shot Payne,

[Doc & Nash]

I would like to personally thank you for the hours of continuous laughter that I have been blessed with due to you loosing your boat, blind bag and decoys. I know that it is an unfortunate situation for you and your hunting buddies, especially since hunting season is so close. So with that being said, I would like to donate a new blind bag for your use this season. Maybe with a little help from the guys on the board, we will be able to get you outfitted with a new set of gear and only hope that when you loose it, the level of entertainment will surpass this current situation.

BTW, if you ever decide to log back onto the board I would suggest that you get a new yahoo e-mail and sign up under another screen name. I promise no one on this board is ever gonna let you live down this moment where you had an utterly total and complete brain fart. But then again the measure of a man is how he learns from his mistakes.

FWIW, I assume you’re a college kid or in high school. If you have not picked out a career path, hopefully you and Buddy will consider making a series of comedy hunting videos similar to TK & Mike. I feel you would be highly successful in this arena.


Sincerely,

[Marty N.]

I also would like to thank you and donate a decoy bag full of decoy's at least 2 dozen, they have been used a season or two but are still in excellent shape all are strung and weighted.

Marty

[RIP EM]

Amen D&N !

My stomach is still a little sore from laughin at this one ! Hope I did'nt offend,... buuuttt !

Ol Shot should look at it this way,....... He generated 16 pages of discussion with that lil "Hot Topic" ! He be my new hero !



Rip Em !

[jacksbuddy]

AAAAA - MEN!!

[GulfCoast]

I am in for an acrylic duck call with a call coozy PERSONALLY signed by Anatadae.

[RIP EM]

Heck Mark,... I want dat thang ! You know Randy has no bigger fan than me !

I'll throw in some Tie-down-straps !!!

Rip Em !

[jburt80]

I am not new to DuckSouth, however I am relatively new to keeping up with the forums. This was the first topic that I read, and now I'm hooked. Thanks One Shot!!

[waterbug]

I'll throw in a set of gloves with the fingers cut off for ease of trigger pulling, an old style glass thermos, and some duck commander camo face paint.

[novacaine]

I will offer up 2 boxes of 12 ga. 3" - # 3's to get you started. I know it's not much but if you indeed are true to your name "one shot"- then this should be good for 8 hunts with 2 shells to spare.

And yes- i'm still laughing!

[Scully]

Ok...I'm in. It's not tan and green, but I have a 2 man Bass Hunter type boat. The catch is the hull is cracked and I haven't had time to get around to patching it. If you want it- its yours as long as you prove you are OSP- the internet legend.....

[tdaggett]

I'm in with a jar of pickled eggs and a camo soft cooler w/ a 6er of Natty Light, might throw in an extension handle for the trolling motor.

[Bonecollecter1111]

i'm in for all the camo(custom deltaboy paint design) burlap he can use for hiding that boat

[Doc & Nash]

Just think we dang near got him all his stuff back. and you know the boat Scully is gonna give him is a heck of alot better than the one he had, at least this one only has one crack in it.

[jacksbuddy]

duckter is still missing his sock.

[Bonecollecter1111]

i sent duckter the coordinates to his sock