You might be Old School if.....

[swamprooter]

You have a couple cotton spindles as decoy weights.
You still use the Steel hand warmer that you light with a match.
Your clear Haydel is stained brown from copenhagen.
Your shotgun is older than your college age son.
You don't wear a face mask because you keep your dam head down anyway.
You remember the "booty scooting" shuffle dance you had to do on your three wheeler to cross a wet bean field.
You always have several decoy spread pattenrs in your mind for every wind situation. Not just chunk and cut on a spinner!
Your waders still leak!

[Roach]

And don't forget the "half pint" just in case.

[duckter]

Don't ever forget the TP.

[britlab]

unlike the young men hunting with you, you do not trust yourself enough to fart in your waders in the blind. And you always have the TP handy.

[adame]

[crackhead]

Or you still refill up a old pint whiskey bottle b/c back then they did not sell or no would ever think about buying bottled water.

[Gumbo]

If you rememeber the old suspenders that held up your "red balls"...them things would stretch out so loose, by the end of the year you'd have about six knots in them to shorten 'em back up.....

[jdbuckshot]

you have factory tires on your fourwheeler

[Roach]

[Seymore]

I've go the jon e handwarmers that you light with a match. Fill 'em up, light it, and it will work for hours. Works much better than those chemical warmers.

[novacaine]

If.....
you remember fondly the days of lead shot in the paper shells and still have some stored away just in case
you still prefer to hunt with brown cotton jersey gloves but only when it gets badddddddddd cold
you still hunt in the same 2 pair of longhandles that you got for Christmas in the 10th grade(1978)
you still prefer to hunker down in the grass and brush on the bank to hunt em instead of getting in a skid,pit,layout,or boat!!
Uh oh!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm not old school- i think i am just oldddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd!

[cwink]

Your screen name is Mudsucker..

[4dawgma]

that just happened

[Gumbo]

if them longhandles is white....

[crackhead]

Yall remember when your only choice was coveralls and redball waders that a ziploc bag was thicker than they were.