A letter from Satan

[rustypjr]

A LETTER TO YOU FROM SATAN
I saw you yesterday as you began your daily chores.

You awoke without kneeling to pray. As a matter of fact, you didn't even bless your meals, or pray before going to bed last night.
You are so unthankful, I like that about you.

I cannot tell you how glad I am that you have not changed
your
way
of living, Fool, you are mine.
Remember, you and I have been going steady for years, and
I
still
don't love you yet.
As a matter of fact, I hate you, because I hate God.


He kicked
me out of heaven, and I'm
going to use you as long as
possible to pay
him back.

You see, Fool, GOD LOVES YOU and HE has great plans in
store
for
you.

But you have yielded your life to me, and I'm going to
make
your
life a living hell.
That way, we'll be together twice. This will really hurt
God.

Thanks to you, I'm really showing Him who's boss in your
life
with
all of the good times we've had.

We have been…

watching dirty movies,
cursing people out,
stealing,

lying,
being hypocritical,

FORICATING,
overeating,
telling dirty jokes,
gossiping,

being judgmental,
back stabbing people,
disrespecting adults,
and those in leadership positions,


no respect for the Church,
bad
attitudes.

SURELY you don't want to give all this up.

Come on, Fool, let's burn together forever. I've got some
hot
plans

for us. This is just a letter of appreciation from me to you.
I'd like to say "THANKS" for letting me use you for most
of
your
foolish life.


You are so gullible, I laugh at you. When you are tempted
to
sin,
you give in.

HA HA HA, you make me sick.

Sin is beginning to take its toll on your life. You look 20
years
older, and now, I need new blood.
So go ahead and teach some children how to sin.

All you have to do is smoke, get drunk or drink while
under-aged,

cheat, gamble, gossip, FORNICATE, and live
being as selfish as
possible.

Do all of this in the presence of children and they will
do
it
too. Kids are like that.
Well, Fool, I have to let you go for now. I'll be back in
a
couple
of seconds to tempt you again. If you were smart, you
would
run
somewhere, confess your sins, and live for God with
what little
bit

of life that you have
left.

It's not my nature to warn anyone, but to be your age and
still
sinning, it's becoming a bit ridiculous. Don't get me
wrong,
I
still hate you.

IT'S JUST THAT YOU'D MAKE A BETTER FOOL FOR CHRIST.

Sincerely,
Satan

P.S. If you love me, you won't share this.

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[Coach]

hey rusty can you pm me this I don't know how to send it from this site to someones e-mail... thanks

[jtdumallard]

just highlite it and then copy and paste it to the composed email

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