The Dog (MS State)

[Squealer]

A guy walks into a bar with a dachshund under his arm. The dog is
> >>
> >> wearing a Mississippi State jersey and helmet with a small cowbell
on
> >> his dog collar..
> >>
> >> The bartender says, "Hey! No pets are allowed! You'll have to
leave."
> >>
> >> The guy begs him, "Look, I'm desperate! We're both big fans, the
TV's
> >>
> >> broken at home, and this is the only place around where we can See
the
> >>
> >> game."
> >>
> >> After securing a promise that the dog will behave, and warning him
that
> >>
> >> he and the dog will be thrown out if there's any trouble, the
bartender
> >>
> >> relents and allows them to stay in the bar and watch the game.
> >>
> >> The big game begins with Mississippi State receiving the kickoff.
They
> >> march
> >>
> >> down field, get stopped at the 30, and kick a field goal.
> >>
> >> Suddenly, the dog jumps up on the bar and begins walking up and
down
> >>
> >> the bar giving high-fives to everyone.
> >>
> >> The bartender says, "Wow, that's the most amazing thing I've ever
seen!
> >>
> >> What does the dog do if they score a touchdown?"
> >>
> >> The owner replies, "I don't know, I've only had him for three
years."

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