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Don you've got way too much time on your hands

Was wondering why I couldn't view the news article page

This thread reminds me of my great Uncle Wayne, he drove a truck for a living.

Some of you may know this and some may not, but when queers are at a truck stop the way they signal one another is by tapping their brakes, making their lights blink.

Uncle Wayne once told us a story about making a long trip out West traveling I40. At one point during the run his trailer lights started to short out. He didn't have a clue, drove like this for a few hundred miles, lights just a flickerin and him just a drivin. Hell he might've even waved at a few people along the way I don't know. Well he finally decides to pull over for the night and then discovers that the queers have caused a traffic jam behind him in the rest stop parking lot.

Doesnt Duckbum work for orkin in the winter when he is not cuttin grass

he's a paid conusltant. he's the orkin oracle...

I couldn't help it. I had to bring back this Bigwater classic post on it's almost 5 year anniversary.

one of the best post of all time nothing like a lil disk golf

Thought about this the other day when I saw an Orkin truck pass the neighborhood. Locked the doors and shut the blinds. Good times.

Do you see the way that Orkin man and that Termite look at each other in thier latest comercials???

This reminds me of an episode of Modern Family (yep the Columbian is HOT ), the big gay guy and the Bundy guy were in a locker room and their butts touched and the gay guy called it a "Moon Landing". I had to remind my wife to breath she was laughing so much.

Thought about this the other day too.
Was going to bring it up, but figured most wouldn't get it.

There's never been a more fitting time. this is the "before" pic, and if you look closely, you can see biggie peeping in the window right before he made them dress up like Hannibal Lecter.

the thought of the bug mann skeet'n in yer fridge is just wrong..

i do apolgizes