I'm Screwed

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jacksbuddy
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I'm Screwed

Postby jacksbuddy » Thu Feb 10, 2022 8:37 am

I specifically asked my wife what she wanted for Valentine's Day. Her response?

"Don't get me anything. I don't want anything."

Yeah, I'm in trouble. Y'all got any ideas?
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Re: I'm Screwed

Postby jacksbuddy » Fri Feb 11, 2022 8:27 am

Umm, fellas?!?!?? Don't leave me hanging.
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Re: I'm Screwed

Postby missed mallards » Fri Feb 11, 2022 9:16 am

Ideas….

Yeah, you show up with something and several of it lol. This is the ultimate test. She’s mentioned a want in the last 180 days that you should have picked up on and should have it waiting for her! The kicker, she’s mentioned it only 1 time!

Fell for that a few years ago. It’s not good. Never will be and I believe even in my after life she’ll remember it and let me know.

Now here’s an idea. Get book, Have cover titled “nothing”.

When she opens it, you’ve taken the time to write down several “nothings” that you cherish in yalls relationship. Little things, big things, all things. At the end get mushy and end it with “something that I love”. Or “a lot of nothing equals a whole lot of something”. Have fun with it. Maybe have a candy bar with it. Follow me for more relationship advice lol.

Whatever you do. You may not want to show up with nothing lol.
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Re: I'm Screwed

Postby lilwhitelie » Fri Feb 11, 2022 10:57 am

A new dishwasher or kitchen aide appliance of any sort is a great valentines gift.
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Re: I'm Screwed

Postby teul2 » Mon Feb 14, 2022 12:25 pm

Looking for 2 duck calls from Dominic Serio of Greenwood (ones for Novacaine)
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Re: I'm Screwed

Postby jacksbuddy » Tue Feb 15, 2022 8:28 am

^^^I'm in trouble now for not doing something special for that evil and disgusting day of the year. But THIS!^^^^^


Any of it! And we'd a had funeral arrangements to make. You boys just ain't right. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: I'm Screwed

Postby peewee » Tue Feb 15, 2022 10:23 am

Bought my wife a candle apple and she was happy.
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