Southern Slang

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Re: Southern Slang

Postby greenheadgrimreaper » Sat Aug 20, 2016 7:54 pm

When the leaflets on a pecan tree's stem are the size of an armadillo ear, the shellcrackers are beddin'.
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Re: Southern Slang

Postby khound22 » Mon Aug 22, 2016 11:33 am

My Dad describing someone who is cheap: "He wouldn't pay a nickle to watch a piss ant eat a bail-a-hay"
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Re: Southern Slang

Postby RedEyed Duck » Tue Aug 23, 2016 12:13 pm

As nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rockin chairs
I am interested in purchasing duck calls that were made by Mike McLemore. I am a family member and they have a sentimental value.
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Re: Southern Slang

Postby greenheadgrimreaper » Wed Aug 24, 2016 5:54 am

In describing a very small amount of adjustment: Just a "Tit-Hair"

In describing uselessness: "That's as useless as goose chit on a pump handle."

Another idiom for describing the sorry state of something (usually a person): "He's as sorry as chalky dog chit."
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Re: Southern Slang

Postby thurockk » Wed Aug 24, 2016 6:35 am

that's as f'd up as last years birds nest
or
that's as f'd up as an overturned tacklebox
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Re: Southern Slang

Postby farmboy » Wed Aug 24, 2016 9:04 am

My eyes were bigger than my stomach.
He took a knife to work a long time ago.
That place is so poor it'd take a whore and a quart of whiskey to raise a fuss.
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Re: Southern Slang

Postby novacaine » Wed Aug 24, 2016 10:38 am

You cant make chicken salad out of chicken $#!+.
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Re: Southern Slang

Postby eSJay » Wed Aug 24, 2016 11:59 am

"Sir, I never take a chance when shooting waterfowl...
I believe in hitting him very hard with big shot from a big gun....."

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Re: Southern Slang

Postby donia » Wed Aug 24, 2016 1:05 pm

you know what they call that lil creamy white dab on top of chicken #*@$????

....chickhen #*@$....

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Re: Southern Slang

Postby eSJay » Wed Aug 24, 2016 1:42 pm

While pulled over to the side of the road changing a flat, an Oldsmobile Delta 88 Brougham blew by us. My home boy looked at me & said:
"he had her skint back and scotched with a cocklebur"
"Sir, I never take a chance when shooting waterfowl...
I believe in hitting him very hard with big shot from a big gun....."

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Re: Southern Slang

Postby farmboy » Wed Aug 24, 2016 5:14 pm

That won't work any better than a union mule.
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Re: Southern Slang

Postby jacksbuddy » Thu Aug 25, 2016 9:51 am

After working very had for a long time - "He's been rode hard and put up wet."
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Re: Southern Slang

Postby farmboy » Thu Aug 25, 2016 10:14 am

I heard the bear growl.
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Re: Southern Slang

Postby Trip » Thu Aug 25, 2016 11:40 am

If you weren't supposed to eat it, it wouldn't look like a taco!
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Re: Southern Slang

Postby Florida Boy » Thu Aug 25, 2016 4:36 pm

Arguing with him is like wrestling with a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.

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