Southern Slang

[RNAIL]

Talking about a crescent wrench: hand me that chinese socket set.

A 3 lb ball peen hammer: hand me the persuader

Screwed up as a soup sandwich

Ain't got sense enough to get out of the rain

[teul2]

"that's queer as a football racket"
"That's F-ed up like a pile of bream hooks"
"That boy would argue with a fence post"
"Slick as greased owl shiz"

[CHIKNDR]

[CHIKNDR]

[CHIKNDR]

As my old college professor Howard Miller used to say....

"You're lower than a snake's d*** in a wagon wheel track!"

"He's as dumb as a billie goat, born on Wednesday looking for Sunday both ways!"

My daughter was so ugly we had to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to play with her!

I seen prettier heads in a feed sack!

[Florida Boy]

Queer as a three dollar bill.
Got Buck teeth so bad he can eat corn thru a picket fence.

[bustercat64]

Well I'll be John Brown and Let me tell you one cotton picking thing was two of my dad's favorites

[Florida Boy]

I gotta find a toilet I got a turtle head popping out!!

[Florida Boy]

I gotta find a toilet I got a turtle head popping out!!

[greenheadgrimreaper]

The only thang lonelier 'n a puppy in a corner...is the corner when the puppy's gone.

[Florida Boy]

That guy is harder to read than a Russian newspaper.

[Florida Boy]

That dog won't hunt
That's as fine as frog hair.

[Florida Boy]

That looks good from afar but it is far from good!

[merlebo05]

My grandpa always told me "The Lord ruined a good democrat when he made you white"

[Florida Boy]

With friends like you, I don't need to Know any c*@ks^@K#&s!!!!