What to do with a Cottonmouth

[jacksbuddy]

Ok, if you saw my FB post, the boys (My buddy Jack and the Lapyapper) found and killed a cottonmouth in the backyard last night. What a surprise it was to see this thing laying dead on the deck when I went out to feed them.

Anyway, now that I have this dead animal on my hands, what all can I do with it? I plan to skin it and make something with the hide. Can you cook it like a rattlesnake? Any other suggestions?

[three11]

Cottonmouth might taste like pumpkin pie, but you won't catch me trying to eat one of those stinking bastards.

They have the devil in them.

[tombstone]

[donia]

yup, and the bitter stench they emit must be through and through...tip to tip and belly to back, as pungent as it is

[JaMak84]

burn it

[deltadukman]

Is this a for real question? Its like asking what I can do to remind me of a demon too close to home. I suggest a shovel and a place to bury it, or build a fire and throw him in it and walk inside because its going to stink. Eat a cottonmouth? If you're that hard up, Ill mail you some money for a few meals.

[jacksbuddy]

I gotta admit, I love some of the comments this is stirring up.

Apparently, some of you did not hear of the incident in Shelby a couple of years ago, when somebody ran over a cottonmouth in front of a particular store.

[dukluk]

I'd recommend that you do the same thing that the French "said" they are gonna do to the remaining body parts, from the muslim master-mind terrorist of the Paris concert attack....spread body parts on ground, and take turns pizzing on them.