You's be workin' fo da gubment ain't ya?!
Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2014 9:14 am
Get some pretty interesting phone calls around the office from time to time, but I do believe today takes the cake.
Caller: "Yeah, uh, I's tryin' to talk at sumbody bout this leakin' roof I's got in my house"
Me: "Ma'am, I think you've got the wrong number."
Caller: "You's be workin' fo da gubment ain't ya!?" (wasn't sure if this was a question or a statement)
Me: "Well yes ma'am I do, but I don't fix leaking roofs."
Caller: "Who's the "@#$%#" I needs to speak wiffs to get it fixed? I's been tryin' to get the landlord over here, but he won't answer the phone no mo. I's got green and black mold and $#!+ growing on the "@#$%#" walls round here. You's workin' fo da gubment! Who's do I needs to call to get this $#!+ fixed?"
Me: "Call your Representative."
***Click***
Caller: "Yeah, uh, I's tryin' to talk at sumbody bout this leakin' roof I's got in my house"
Me: "Ma'am, I think you've got the wrong number."
Caller: "You's be workin' fo da gubment ain't ya!?" (wasn't sure if this was a question or a statement)
Me: "Well yes ma'am I do, but I don't fix leaking roofs."
Caller: "Who's the "@#$%#" I needs to speak wiffs to get it fixed? I's been tryin' to get the landlord over here, but he won't answer the phone no mo. I's got green and black mold and $#!+ growing on the "@#$%#" walls round here. You's workin' fo da gubment! Who's do I needs to call to get this $#!+ fixed?"
Me: "Call your Representative."
***Click***
