You's be workin' fo da gubment ain't ya?!

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You's be workin' fo da gubment ain't ya?!

Postby JaMak84 » Fri Jul 18, 2014 9:14 am

Get some pretty interesting phone calls around the office from time to time, but I do believe today takes the cake.

Caller: "Yeah, uh, I's tryin' to talk at sumbody bout this leakin' roof I's got in my house"
Me: "Ma'am, I think you've got the wrong number."
Caller: "You's be workin' fo da gubment ain't ya!?" (wasn't sure if this was a question or a statement)
Me: "Well yes ma'am I do, but I don't fix leaking roofs."
Caller: "Who's the "@#$%#" I needs to speak wiffs to get it fixed? I's been tryin' to get the landlord over here, but he won't answer the phone no mo. I's got green and black mold and $#!+ growing on the "@#$%#" walls round here. You's workin' fo da gubment! Who's do I needs to call to get this $#!+ fixed?"
Me: "Call your Representative."

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Re: You's be workin' fo da gubment ain't ya?!

Postby donia » Fri Jul 18, 2014 9:31 am

you da 'resource service, ain'tcha??? then use yo resources to serve me!
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Re: You's be workin' fo da gubment ain't ya?!

Postby jacksbuddy » Fri Jul 18, 2014 9:35 am

Well whatever you do, don't give them MY number! 8) 8) :shock: :shock:
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Re: You's be workin' fo da gubment ain't ya?!

Postby MrGoodtime » Fri Jul 18, 2014 12:58 pm

You should have given them the number to Thads office!!
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Re: You's be workin' fo da gubment ain't ya?!

Postby peewee » Fri Jul 18, 2014 3:30 pm

Wait till your driving a gov. vehicle and they flag you down to see if you got their check.
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Re: You's be workin' fo da gubment ain't ya?!

Postby deltadukman » Fri Jul 18, 2014 3:53 pm

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Re: You's be workin' fo da gubment ain't ya?!

Postby mudsucker » Sat Jul 19, 2014 5:45 am

Calls da corpse of engineers!
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Re: You's be workin' fo da gubment ain't ya?!

Postby peewee » Sat Jul 19, 2014 8:55 pm

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Re: You's be workin' fo da gubment ain't ya?!

Postby Wingman » Sun Jul 20, 2014 10:15 pm

That's ok. Some folks think I work for the gaming commission. That's right. I'm casino security. :lol:
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