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Cut the underside of my nose shaving this morning...45 min later and still bleeding, I thought to myself could this be the end?

the doc

Funny stuff. I've been there.

Done it and I take a blood thinner. Bled for 4 hours. Almost needed a transfusion.

It's hard to believe that much blood comes through such a small area.

The styptic pencil won't even stop that.

Rub some "tussin" on it.

Ice it and then super glue that wound back together

Rub some Dr. Tichenor's behind your ear.

The mental image I now have is so funny I am crying.

Doc, you are gonna die. You are going to bleed to death from your shnozz, and you are going to smell like a medicine cabinet because you've got cough syrup and super glue on your lip and mouth wash in your hair.

Please tell us where to send flowers.

Well...I made it, sorry if that disappoints. I did call myself looking for the super glue at one point.

Scary stuff.

the doc

I know a girl that cut herself shaving her cooch. She decided to put some super glue on it to stop the bleeding. Some glue ran down her crack and glued her butthole shut. The funny part is that she called her mom over to help. So...mom is between her legs with a flashlight...her 14 year old brother walks in. Needless to say, he's scarred for life.