A funny.

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mudsucker
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A funny.

Postby mudsucker » Tue Apr 15, 2014 6:11 pm

A dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm....
'I'd like to buy a horth' he says.
What sort of horse?', said the owner.
'A female horth,' the owner shows him a mare.
'Nithe horth,' says the dwarf, 'can I thee her eyth?" The owner picks him up shows the eyes.
'Nith eyth', says the dwarf, 'can I thee her teeth?' The owner picks him up shows the teeth.
'Nith teeth,' he says 'now can I see her twot?' The owner picks him up and shoves his head deep inside the horses snatch, pulls him out.
The dwarf shakes his head and says 'Perhaps I should weefwaze that...
'Can I see her wun awound?
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Re: A funny.

Postby jacksbuddy » Wed Apr 16, 2014 9:15 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: Lord, I'm sorry for laughing at that. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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