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I Need a Drink

Postby jacksbuddy » Mon Aug 26, 2013 1:32 pm

Ok, so I'm an old fart. AND, my wife is expecting our first child, a girl, in December. Saturday, she and I went and did the Baby Registry thing at Target and Baby's R Us, and I realized something.

I am NOT the only father to be who is absolutely scared to death. In both of those stores, there were several of us future fathers wandering around with the whole 'Deer in the Headlight' glazed look about them. Please pray for us. :shock: :shock: :shock:




And send gifts! Bourbon is perfectly acceptable and greatly appreciated. 8) 8) 8)

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Re: I Need a Drink

Postby cwink » Mon Aug 26, 2013 1:39 pm

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Re: I Need a Drink

Postby jacksbuddy » Mon Aug 26, 2013 2:29 pm

Umm, I'll be 52 in November. :oops: Is this gonna kill me? :cry: :shock: :oops: :cry:
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Re: I Need a Drink

Postby jbs38654 » Mon Aug 26, 2013 6:54 pm

I think you should've pulled instead of pushed

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Re: I Need a Drink

Postby hntrpat1 » Mon Aug 26, 2013 6:55 pm

52 oooohhhhh weeeee. You might have to shoot me if I have another at that age. Enjoy it old man
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Re: I Need a Drink

Postby Barq's » Mon Aug 26, 2013 6:57 pm

well.....at least you will have a SS check before your daughter leaves the house.....
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Postby bmaskew04 » Mon Aug 26, 2013 10:27 pm

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Re: I Need a Drink

Postby cwink » Tue Aug 27, 2013 7:47 am

http://safefireshooting.com/
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Re: I Need a Drink

Postby duckhunterdoc » Wed Aug 28, 2013 9:15 am

IT will be over in 18 years give or take college
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Postby Dr. B » Fri Aug 30, 2013 3:07 pm

"Shoot 'em in the face!"
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Re: I Need a Drink

Postby Blackduck » Fri Aug 30, 2013 3:31 pm

I'll be honest with you.

You're screwed.
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Re: I Need a Drink

Postby MemphisStockBroker » Fri Aug 30, 2013 4:06 pm

Sometimes you just have to close your eyes, count to ten, take a deep breath and remind yourself that you wouldn't look good in prison stripes... and just smile at that dumbass and walk away.
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Re: I Need a Drink

Postby RDB » Fri Aug 30, 2013 9:56 pm

No worries man.... I'm 48 and we just had twins born on the 13th of August... Boy and girl.... Yeah I'm starting over !!!
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