What really happened to the Ducks?

[jbeam17]

Yeah Skippyj....you got me, I was in the one with the moultrie feeder set to go off at dawn! Fat ducks are easier to hit. [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

[Anatidae]

Due to the threat of terrorism, U.S. Customs at the Canadian border couldn't process the ducks' temporary visas quickly enough....and by the time they did, it was time to get back on the nest. [img]images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif[/img]

[ August 02, 2002: Message edited by: Anatidae ]

[crow]

I still think it was the black panthers!

[ducman77]

This is what I think happened to the ducks. While on there way from the North a group of Alien Hunters set up just south of the Canadian boarder and killed them when they crossed in the US. Everyone claimed they did not see any ducks last year and this is why.

[Anatidae]

Naw.....'Greenhead 22' killed'em ALL.....remember? [img]images/smiles/icon_razz.gif[/img]

[ducman77]

Oh,
that is what happened then I knew it was something.

[Welldoggie]

the duckies discovered ebay and bought a gross of new handheld devices that do wireless email and can serve as a Cloaking device (extra attachment). Cloaking device was turned on after departing Minnesota.

[nomsduckhunter]

Now we'll getting somewhere...but wait, which answer is the best? Boat paddle,
visa, gh22 killed them all...
WHAT HAVE I DONE!!!! [img]images/smiles/icon_smile.gif[/img]

[RB]

Ya know it could also have been that the ducks got themselves ahold of some of that material that the military makes the B-17 Stealth out of and used it. You know with all those new fangled duck hunting gadgets we may not have ever picked them up on our radar screens.

[RLJames]

Wait...Anat are you saying Greenhead22 is an alien ????? [img]images/smiles/icon_eek.gif[/img]

[Anatidae]

LOL.....that's perty-good, RL. No, he's just one o' those guys that's 'eat-up' with duck hunting (along with several other things [img]images/smiles/icon_sad.gif[/img]).

I'm sure he kills his share o' ducks, but I don't think he single-handedly 'wiped-out' the population. [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] (Although, give him the chance.....he'd probably try to.) [img]images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif[/img]

[SkippyJ]

Pintail, we need to keep that quiet!!! No one knows how good a mergie is that is killed in the flooded pines. Made me throw all that grain fed mallard in the dumpster!!! [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

[peewee]

I recently heard that the ducks invented mojo hunter and placed them on wma's everywhere and hunters flocked to them and set up around them everywhere while the ducks went elsewhere.

[MemphisStockBroker]

Peewee, I actually saw one of those mojo hunters last year. every 5 minutes it's shotgun went off three times, and then it let out a whoop. on the deluxe models, there is a palm pilot that e-mails the GPS coordinates to several websites... hunters came a runnin'

[peewee]

MSB, amazing thing about them is it seems they never run out of bullets, you know what I mean.