I gotta find a toilet I got a turtle head popping out!!

I gotta find a toilet I got a turtle head popping out!!

Queer as a three dollar bill.
Got Buck teeth so bad he can eat corn thru a picket fence.

Arguing with him is like wrestling with a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.

Number one rule is Don't get mad don't ruin friendships over a deer. If you don't like it take your money and find another club next year. Rule number two. I agree with an earlier post on guest policies. In my lifetime and thirty years of clubs most fights have involved guests.

Worthless as tits on a boar hog.

Another bit of wisdom bestowed on me from a very wise older gentleman. Its ok to borrow money, but remember you can never borrow yourself out of debt.

Praying for Ya'll, check with your local Baptist Churches once the water resides. I'm fairly sure Southern Baptist Disaster Relief teams will be there they provide clean up and mud out services at no charge, The price was already paid.

We are all blessed beyond imagination the Lord saw fit to create us as Southerner's we have one of the most unique cultures in the history of this country. We have a dialect and language all our own, something that should be chronicled and preserved. I would like to ask ya'll to share your favorite ...

No my first hunting memory was a hog hunting camp in Gulf Hammock , Fl. I grew up as a toddler there and remember my Dad take me out at four or five years old riding on his shoulders as he waded through palmetto flats and swamps following the dogs . If or when they bayed he would set me up in a tree...

Hey Rocky I really enjoyed the first Podcast. I can't wait to visit the studio in Morgan City this year. think Houston can fry some honey buns!

I have a set of books " The Darwin Awards" they are a collection of stories of people removing themselves from the gene pool, through any number of stupid or illegal acts. I believe Pokemon Go and other
similar augmented reality games will allow another book to be added to the series.

Mossy Island the Mojo Rippler is so new i can't find it on their web site. Nice work breaking the news.

If the Brewers are at home, i've always wanted to see them play at home. They say it is one of the most affordable and fun parks in the major leagues.

John Wayne in The Cowboys "On my worst day I can still beat the hell out of you'