Not long after I hired on with the state, I was patrolling Horn Lake (like the actual body of water) up on the Tennessee state line. I was checking boat after boat after boat. I came upon this party barge full of folks from Memphis. I checked them all and I think I wrote one or two, who I witnessed ...

Man I have several “non-hunter/angler” stories.

No, it got started before driveby brought me that box of pies. I changed my profile pic to the moonpie logo way before then.

No, can’t say that I’m in on that. Not sure how the whole moonpie thing got started, might’ve been me that started it, but I probably eat no more than 2 or 3 a year.

I have two Ron Chapman King pirogues for sale. 15’7” Long, 70 lbs., capacity 600 lbs. Bought new in 2017. Used one season. Synthetic gunwales. $500 each. 662-962-4840. Isola.

Year is last 4 of hull number.

DanP wrote:

Wingman wrote:4. Sleep naked. You sweat, you die.

... and he wonders why the other dads won't volunteer for camping trips

4. Sleep naked. You sweat, you die.

A heater in a tent? Do you squat to pee?

This was way more than the average guy walking a field to find a point.

Many of these folks in these cases are meth heads and are digging mounds on Federal land to sell the artifacts.

^ this.

I can only get 1 dad to help me with my troop. ONE DAD!

No you wouldn't, because when we earned Eagle it meant something.

It's still worth something. It was under the Old Guard. We can always say that.

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Clip on or around Memorial Day, July 4th, and Labor Day. Clip about 6-8" high. You'll reseed it by knocking the heads off and you'll reduce weed competition.

I spray clethodim (Select) for grasses.

I limed 2 tons/acre 7 years ago. I plan on topping it off this year when I replant a couple of my ...

I'm going to replant some durana this year. It lasted 7 years before playing out in a couple of my plots. In other plots it's still doing great.