I don't remember getting a phone call.....ashhole

Being reported the ex cop as had trouble with keeping his cool before. A lady has gone to police and said a couple months ago the same guy was upset about phone usage in theatre when she was there. A neighbor of cop has came forward and said he was out in his driveway working on his radio when cop c...

Bring me one of yours down here. You got em to spare.

How many damn boats you need? You starting a redneck navy?

#shouldhaveboatpaddledbarney

#mfingboatpaddlemafia

#shutuporpaddleup

Hit em with a boat paddle!

Will be sitting at work on a 12 hour shift in the ER.

Lets bomb Syrians for killing Syrians. After that we bomb Chicago.

We had our first child while in the Army so she was covered. Our second after insurance was $20. I got lucky. Glad I didn't get some of the bills I have heard of from friends and guys on here. Lucky you saw that fine print.

How you boys doing over there? Anybody got serious damage? Any injuries? Heading my way soon. All schools are letting out early, still not sure how I feel about that one.