I remember a case of blue tongue in the sheep herd whenI was at Mississippi State way back when. It worked its way over to the deer pens and got in the herd there. There's a back story in there as well that cost me a heap of money but it's a story being told on campus still to this day. My daughter ...

As my old college professor Howard Miller used to say.... "You're lower than a snake's d*** in a wagon wheel track!" "He's as dumb as a billie goat, born on Wednesday looking for Sunday both ways!" My daughter was so ugly we had to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dog t...